Did you know that May 12 is National Limerick Day? We at ShareBuilders can think of no better way to celebrate such a momentous occasion than to try our hands at a bit of poetry. Who’s ready for a humorous ode to Broadcast Sales?

Better Together

A GSM once did lament-

Sales are down more than fifteen percent!

But with ShareBuilders’ guidance

And Efficio’s alliance

They managed to reverse that descent.

For the Love, Just Enter Your Pending

When downward your pacing is trending,

And you’re worried about client spending

Take a deep breath,

Then go back and check

If the AEs have entered their pending.

‘Tis the Season. For Budgets.

We’re approaching that time of year,

But you needn’t tremble in fear.

No need to fudge it-

We’ll help you to budget!

Your numbers will soon seem quite clear.

Shameless Sales Pitch

When your station has lost market share,

Do not hang your head in despair!

SB brings you peace

And a half point increase-

In three years! It’s beyond compare!

By Katie Kelly, Unofficial ShareBuilders Poet Laureate